The real shockwave hit the FX market, where traders torched the standard tariff playbook and sent the dollar reeling. Typically, when a country slaps on tariffs, its currency strengthens as it gains a competitive edge. Not this time. Instead, the dollar wobbled right as weak U.S. survey data hit the wires, and suddenly, the market had an epiphany: what if tariffs aren’t just a negotiating tool—but actually bad for the US economy?
Nobody knows if this is just a soft data head fake or a preview of something nastier lurking in the hard data, but traders aren’t waiting around to find out. Instead, they’re loading up on euros, cheering Germany’s fiscal bombshell like a bunch of austerity-hating party crashers. The euro’s moonshot suggests that if Berlin’s spending blitz plays out as advertised, 1.10 might just be the new home base for EUR/USD.
Euro markets are supercharged, German bund yields are going vertical, and Wall Street looks like it just got smacked upside the head with traders suddenly waking up to the reality that U.S. economic exceptionalism is drying up faster than a puddle in the desert.
Meanwhile, China isn’t just watching from the sidelines. With Washington lobbing yet another round of tariffs, Beijing is lining up more fiscal firepower to keep the gears turning. But let’s be real—China’s 5% GDP target is about as surprising as the sunrise. They’ll hit it no matter what, because when it comes to Chinese data, the fog is always thick, but the outcome is never in doubt.
What really matters? The dollar just got punched in the gut from both sides of the globe. In Europe, the biggest fiscal shift in decades is pulling capital into the euro like a black hole, while China’s stimulus chatter is shaking up the FX landscape in Asia. The result? The greenback is losing friends fast, and traders are cashing in on the shift.
But that’s just the appetizer. The main course? Two long-held market assumptions are now under siege.
First, the “Trump Put”—the idea that Trump cares too much about the stock market to let it collapse. Markets have always assumed that if things got ugly, he’d fold faster than a bad poker hand. And yet, the tariffs went through. Sure, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick is now hinting at a rollback, but if Trump holds firm, then the market’s safety net just vanished. That would be a game-changer for US stocks.
Second, the almighty U.S. dollar’s safe-haven status just took a hit. Normally, when chaos erupts, the dollar soaks up capital like a sponge—even when the chaos is self-inflicted. Money isn’t pouring into the dollar. It’s leaking out. And that suggests investors are starting to wonder if erratic policymaking is a feature, not a bug.
The following 48 hours could be pivotal. If Trump caves on tariffs, then markets can breathe easy—the “Trump Put” is alive and well. But if he doubles down, then traders are in for a wild ride. Either way, the chessboard has shifted, and the next move will set the tone for everything.
